Ultra-casual Officiating

Not everybody wants a large, fancy, expensive wedding. Or maybe you just want the paperwork portion to be simple while you set up a party.

That’s where I come in.


  • $30 : Weekdays, 10am-8pm
  • $45 : Weekends, 11am-5pm
  • $60 : Outside of the above times

Marriage for Everybody!

I don’t discriminate based on sexual orientation, gender identity, politics, religion, etc.

If you can legally marry and have your license filled out, I’ll sign it!

What’s included?

  • Up to 30 minutes of my time (excludes travel time – that’s on me!).
  • Marriage license signed by a legally-appointed representative of a secular organization (the Universal Life Church).
  • I’ll travel to you most anywhere in Oregon’s Portland-Metro area (including the Vancouver, WA area).
  • I can meet you at a park, courthouse, etc – it doesn’t have to be a home.
  • Completed marriage license application returned to the proper courthouse or recording office.
    • This is typically the responsibility of the wedding officiant, but you are allowed to do this yourself if you prefer.

A simple service, with a simple fee, for a simple wedding.

And that’s that.

What I Don’t Do

Since this is a simple service, it does have limitations.

  • No travel outside of the Portland-Metro area
  • I do not perform wedding ceremonies (I just sign the papers with you and your witnesses – have anybody you like perform the ceremony later!)
  • I do not dress formally. Expect jeans and casual attire (likely including a hat).
  • I do not perform or participate in any religious rites, or read religious passages (or any passages for that matter).
  • This is a non-denominational service.
  • I do not discuss politics at any time.
  • I do not officiate from my location, I can only come to you.
  • I will not officiate in the presence of illegal substances (as defined by State Law, not Federal).
  • I do not officiate for inmates.

Click below if you’re ready to…

Get Wed!